I’d be lying if I said I didn’t like the Tesla car, but this little noodle beats anything Elon Musk could ever develop. Little Tesla — named after Nicola, not the car — is a 12-week-old quivering puddle of cuteness. She was in the store for only a short time, just long enough to get her picture taken and to enjoy a couple Jiminy’s cricket nummies. Then nature called and she and her human were gone. Zero to 60 in 1.8 seconds. Take that, Mr. Musk!